Are you my mother?
When we were trying to get pregnant, friends stayed at our place and accidentally got pregnant while we were out of town. An unwanted but now welcome child. As we drum our fingers on the table waiting for someone to call us about adopting a baby, we are nervous about how to respond, if they will choose us, and most of all about finally meeting the baby we have been dreaming about.
I like to tell our friends their baby was supposed to be ours. They say we can rent her anytime.