Fuck a duck
Across the bayou, somebody decided to throw their ducks into our bayou and build a ramp so the ducks could come up and feed every day. Well wonders never cease. We hate the ducks – they look like they belong in Disney land with their big white pulchritude and the duck shit – everywhere!!! When I voiced my dislike a few people suggested I was being a curmudgeon but then someone else wrote about it so I got to sit back and watch the responses. Ducks suck.
Ain’t that the truth – we love OUR ducks, but these Disney ducks have got to go.
Everyone has been bitching up a storm about the canoes in the bayou. Well truth is that when I first docked my canoe there there were about three now there are 100 canoes. So I can see why it’s a problem. I shoved my canoe back under my house.
And the ducks – what if we all put our science experiments into the bayou? Floating hamsters, ferrets doing the backstroke, and a few iguanas chewing up the rip rap. Stop the madness I say – reclaim the ducks and make them go.