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You ever notice how the celebrity rant goes? Somebody over night becomes IT and then everything they do is under scrutiny and then suddenly the lynch mob appears to take them down. Well, our little four and a half foot alligator sheepishly appeared in our bayou and created quite a stir. There was a) the photo op, b) the naming – Snappy, c) the bravo, Snappy was eating the nutrias, d) the Snappy might hurt women and children, the e) Snappy’s dead, and then f) Snappy is captured.

Poor Snappy became victim to a group who are at once ready for some form of entertainment and of course, tragedy always takes the lead.

SNAPPY THE SURPRISE VISITOR
SNAPPY THE HERO, eater of nutria
SNAPPY THE POTENTIAL KILLER
SNAPPY THE VICTIM
SNAPPY THE CAPTURED

All of the headlines leads one to believe that Snappy was doomed to start with and that people who generate news are total freaks of nature.

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