How sophomoric of me
I was walking in the park this morning and there were two Muscovy ducks chatting each other up by the banks of the lagoon. Their faces look like they are turned inside out and are covered with red skin that is bumpy, exaggerated, and frankly, gross, with a knob on top of the bill and lumps all over. I got a good close look at the bigger one and and recoiled then couldn’t help myself, I sang to it:
U. G. L. Y.
You ain’t got no alibi
You ugly, You ugly.