Time stands still at the Clock and Knife
There is a place on Veterans Boulevard where they repair clocks and sell knives. This is the weirdest place I’ve ever been and I don’t know how to explain it except to say, when you walk through that glass door – time stands still – the glockenspiels go off intermittently shocking you with clanging and bells and music but none of the clocks are set to the real time – every person who works there moves like Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett show – I won’t say the name of the place, but if you are ever there, you will know exactly what I’m talking about. Very very strange.