Eastern European Living
We are compiling data for our new magazine launch of EEL – and here are some of the elements suitable for our publication: eat your dessert before your meal. Never eat more than what fits in your two hands. When you bite someone, bite hard. Look good in your photos or reserve the right to censor. B 4 Real – is probably the biggest one. Keep A/C at barely sufferable temperature so as to conserve energy. Use these words as much as possible: super, darling, million, kisses.
T is going to be the Editor but I will ghost write all the articles. Flower will be the editor at large. Our icon will be the sleek slick eel, which we will brand to the utmost – we’re talking tee shirts, tote bags, and hats – of course, you can only own one of each – because what is the dictum of EEL? – we eschew consumerism and our excesses are reserved for language, love, and life.