Laughs in the hood
A friend describes this exchange to me – backstory: the people in question are ex-lovers:
Man getting in car in front of house on his way to work. Sees woman rounding corner with dog. Woman trips on loose brick framing his front yard.
Woman: “You better put that back in there or someone is going to sue you.”
Man: “Are you going to sue me?”
Woman: “No, you’re already unhappy enough.”