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This is a round up of all the #Tinism’s I have posted on Twitter – going back through some of these makes me realize how special my son has been from the get go.

@RachelDanger 6 Jan
#Tinism: “I did NOT hit my funny bone, Mom. This is a sad bone.”

@RachelDanger 21 Dec
Does not bode well – #Tinism: “Mommy, there is a huge mess in your room.”

@RachelDanger 18 Dec
#Tinism: Mom, your butt’s too big to be by my train tracks.

@RachelDanger 23 Nov
#Tinism: Why does my butt move when I hear music?

@RachelDanger 23 Oct
#Tinism: It wasn’t me! I don’t drive the car usually.

@RachelDanger 20 Oct
#Tinism: There it is, that’s all folks!

@RachelDanger 18 Sep
#Tinism “Bad guys don’t have mothers.”

@RachelDanger 17 Jul
#Tinism: I’m not going to the meeting! I’m not a grown up anymore-remember? Do they have donuts?

@RachelDanger 14 Jun
#Tinism: “Hey look at the duckies, and there’s a mama and mommy duck too!”

@RachelDanger 12 May
#Tinism: “I love you Mommy!” #bestmothersdaypresentever.

@RachelDanger 11 May
#Tinism: This mosquito really knew what he was doing. Look at this bite.

@RachelDanger 3 Apr
#Tinism: Mom: “Turn off the light, it’s bedtime!” Tin: “But I need atmosphere.”

@RachelDanger 5 Mar
#Tinism: Is that girl rapper really on fire?

@RachelDanger 4 Mar
#Tinism: Mom: “I am master of my own destiny.” Tin: “Uh oh.”

@RachelDanger 28 Feb
#Tinism: Mom: You’re getting too heavy to carry. Tin: One day I’ll be carrying you.

@RachelDanger 22 Feb
#Tinism: “Mommy, please invite @frank_ocean to our house and cook something good.”

@RachelDanger 9 Feb
#tinism: Where’s the pussyfooters?

@RachelDanger 7 Feb
#tinism: I am a Queen not a King! (How appropriate for Muses)

@RachelDanger 24 Dec 12
#Tinism: I’m going to hit you in the face. No? Then will you hold my hand? [#hormones]

@RachelDanger 17 Dec 12
#Tinism: Ms. Karla, when I grow up, I want to be a teacher like you.

@RachelDanger 15 Dec 12
#Tinism: “I’m moving to New York. You are allowed to visit.”

@RachelDanger 15 Dec 12
#Tinism: [at Rouse’s] Wow, she must have got that booty at the butt store!

@RachelDanger 2 Dec 12
#Tinism: I celebrate myself.

@RachelDanger 20 Nov 12
#Tinism Mom drop me off at the airport, I’m going to New York to do art.

@RachelDanger 15 Nov 12
#Tinism: When I was young I had a band, but Louis said, hey little man, want to join mine?

@RachelDanger 6 Nov 12
#Tinism: I am at the train station of love.

@RachelDanger 29 Sep 12
#Tinism: I need a grand piano!

@RachelDanger 19 Sep 12
#Tinism: “Mommy, I want you to always be here.”

@RachelDanger 17 Sep 12
#Tinism: “Oh Ruby, you know you’re my girl and I love you.”

@RachelDanger 19 Aug 12
#Tinism: “I live in a dark city but I call it Music Wide Open.”

@RachelDanger 30 Jul 12
#Tinism: It is not ALLOWED to rain in Spain!

@RachelDanger 24 Jul 12
#Tinism: “I’m going up in a blimp to see my other mommies – Evan and Nina.”

@RachelDanger 14 Jul 12
#Tinism: “Mom, can we ride a whale for my birthday?”

@RachelDanger 14 Jul 12
#Tinism: “Mom, do musicians nap?”

@RachelDanger 9 Jul 12
#Tinism: How much is money?

@RachelDanger 3 Jul 12
#Tinism: “Mom, my new band name is Combo-sation. You got it?”

@RachelDanger 1 Jul 12
#Tinism: Tin: “Guantanamera is a Puerto Rican song.” Mom: “No, it’s Cuban.” Tin: “You don’t know, Mommy.”

@RachelDanger 1 Jul 12
#Tinism: Spain needs air conditioning, Mommy.

@RachelDanger 16 Jun 12
#Tinism: Mom get my pocket trumpet cuz I need to blow.

@RachelDanger 22 May 12
#Tinism: Tin: “I’m having a baby, Mommy.” Mom: “Boy or girl?” Tin: “Boy, I’ll call him LoveYouSo.”

@RachelDanger 11 May 12
#Tinism: Mom: The ambulance is taking someone sick to the emergency hospital. Tin: Yeah, I had the hiccups once.

@RachelDanger 3 May 12
#Tinism: I live by the water because I’m a Pisces. It’s about fish.

@RachelDanger 24 Apr 12
#Tinism: Mom: Why aren’t you napping? Tin: I have a gig, it’s funky, did you hear it?

@RachelDanger 23 Apr 12
#Tinism – Mom, are you ready for music – are you ready for Jazz Fest?

@RachelDanger 15 Apr 12
#Tinism: Mom, I think Louis Armstrong doesn’t know me.

@RachelDanger 14 Apr 12
#Tinism: “Yay we’re going to a slip n slide!” PAUSE “Mom, what’s a slip n slide?”

@RachelDanger 10 Apr 12
#Tinism: I’m a doctor I can better him.

@RachelDanger 5 Apr 12
#Tinism: Mom: Why weren’t you good at school? Tin: Because. Mom: Why didn’t you listen to Ms. Karla? Tin: Because I didn’t.

@RachelDanger 31 Mar 12
#Tinism: I want to change my caca diaper before I go to Zumba.

@RachelDanger 24 Mar 12
#Tinism: Mommy, there are too many dead butterflies today.

@RachelDanger 22 Mar 12
#Tinism: Can little boys wear a tuba?

@RachelDanger 22 Mar 12
Tinism: A butterfly died in front of my house.

@RachelDanger 10 Mar 12
Tinism: Do you eat with gusto?

@RachelDanger 8 Mar 12
Tinism: Mom: Musicians don’t leave their trumpet on the floor – Tin: I am not a musician.

@RachelDanger 22 Feb 12
Tinism: Mardi Gras is over and now it’s Jazz Fest time. I’m super tired.

@RachelDanger 11 Feb 12
Tinism: Ben (Schenk) plays the clarinet good.

@RachelDanger 9 Feb 12
Tinism: Mom: Adults go to work and kids go to school. Tin: I’m getting a band for work.

@RachelDanger 9 Feb 12
Tinism: What happened with the cow and your hair? (in response to mom’s bedhead)

@RachelDanger 4 Feb 12
Tinism: I like cake better than caca.

@RachelDanger 20 Jan 12
Tinism: When I was a little girl my daddy took me to the French Quarter.

@RachelDanger 18 Jan 12
Tinism: I get up in the morning have my coffee do my caca and go to work.

@RachelDanger 16 Jan 12
Tinism: I was stuck naked on a bus.

@RachelDanger 11 Jan 12
#Tinism: Did Mommy make the red beans? (Yes) I’ll have to thank her when she gets home.

@RachelDanger 2 Jan 12
#Tinism Mom: Do you want to go to Children’s Museum or Zoo? Tin: French Quarter

@RachelDanger 2 Jan 12
#Tinism Mommy do you remember when I used to laugh and call you names?

@RachelDanger 2 Jan 12
Tinism: My horse will go to work and the gym for me.

@RachelDanger 15 Dec 11
#Tinism – Redlight stop, green go, yellow slow and blue light stop in the middle of the street.

@RachelDanger 10 Dec 11
#Tinism – I don’t like alligators because they eat unicorns.

@RachelDanger 3 Aug 11
The Tao of Tin: “Mommy, I want to go back to the beach.”

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