Four eyes
So I tell the eye doctor that when I blink my eyes the frames sometimes shift in this weird way – sometimes the image takes on sepia tones and sometimes it just is a different frame with every moved slightly. He said that’s because I have astigmatism – which I always thought was a stigmatism btw – and he said my glass should work for that intermediate distance which is when I experience it. I told him I don’t like to wear my glasses when I’m talking to someone. And he looked at me through his glasses with a puzzled expression. Later I wondered if the real stigma wasn’t wearing the glasses that would correct the astigmatism.