The artist in the park
I ran into the mayor of the neighborhood in the park and we stopped to speak to the plein air artists for a moment telling them we love to see them painting there and glad they and the good weather have returned. Along the paths though another artist had been busy at work, the dog shit artist, this time with new signs carefully placed in dog piles that read:
The owner was an unwanted child.
The owner is as dumb as this.
Lazy owner.
Have a crapppy day.