Okay so it’s not me
Not only was I having a rough start to the new year, but so were birds (remember the conversation yesterday outside my window? Where here is what they were talking about – 2000 dead birds fell out of the sky in Arkansas yesterday – you heard!) in a neighboring state – the culprit blunt trauma to their inner organs. Poltergeist? Perhaps, or the news is explaining it as possibly lightening or hail. So if indeed these 2000 dead birds portend anything, it is that there is more airspace in Arkansas for these biddies who were on the wire here in New Orleans.
I repeat, I’m not paranoid.