Archive for March, 2009

Only in MidCity – New Orleans

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Yesterday, Walter Wolfman played at the Fortier Park Festival – a fundraiser for the triangular park on Esplanade and Ponce de Leon.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE:

Dr. John came and joined him on stage.

No lie. I swear I was standing there serving wine (the Ice Queen was taking a break and Sean, the hunk a hunk of burning love boy man was in her place, lots of women were sideling up to the bar suddenly when Sean appeared, and two particular women stood ooing and ahing over his biceps, when they walked away he said under his breath, what’s with all the Cougars?)

But I digress… I overheard this guy talking to another guy – “Can you believe this? (talking about Dr. John playing right then and there) I used to live in this neighborhood. It is one of the best places in the world.”

Amen, mister.

Time stands still at the Clock and Knife

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

There is a place on Veterans Boulevard where they repair clocks and sell knives. This is the weirdest place I’ve ever been and I don’t know how to explain it except to say, when you walk through that glass door – time stands still – the glockenspiels go off intermittently shocking you with clanging and bells and music but none of the clocks are set to the real time – every person who works there moves like Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett show – I won’t say the name of the place, but if you are ever there, you will know exactly what I’m talking about. Very very strange.

Bare fisting pleasure

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

A woman was trying to woo me yesterday by telling me she fights bare fisted with Hispanic men along the bayou. She even showed me her bruises.

A whole new twist on Fight Club.

And I ain’t joining, let me tell you.

Again I’m a cliche

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

No matter where I turn I find myself a cliche yet again! First, I wanted a child at 36 and was one of THOSE women who want to get pregnant (how gauche). Then I was the 40-year-old woman who had miscarriage after miscarriage and was the poor pathetic always a godmother and never a mom cliche. Then I was the midlife crisis, have an affair with a younger man cliche. And now, I just read in Oprah that all these straight women are turning gay in droves – GOOD GRIEF, ANOTHER CLICHE.

Make it stop!

The Ice Queen Cometh

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Yesterday was a vision of life on the geriatric track and then some.

Morning time Arlene pee’d on herself three times.

After spin class, I was on an errand rampage – Target for paper goods and a Brita for mom, to help her kick the Kentwood habit. The watch shop for a battery for my heart monitor watch since I’m back in the saddle again. A pot to put the Norfolk Pine the boys gave us. Whole Foods to pick up my brass pass and some daffodils for mom plus an oyster poboy. Then I raced by her apartment and dropped off stuff, but she was in a mood – crying and saying she’s sick but unable to tell me what except the doctor is going to put her on antidepressants. THANK GOD, I thought.

I ran home because I was already late for volunteering at the festival and Arlene had gotten trapped under the guest bed and had pee’d all over herself and was moo’ing when I walked in the door. So I had to rescue her, wash her, move the bed, clean all of it.

I thought – what the hell?

Then I raced through a shower and headed to the festival where my assignment was to pour wine. I got there and jumped behind the table and said to the woman already there, I’m here to help. And she scowled at me. For the next hour and a half, the woman acted like I had pee’d in her pool. I was in shock. We’re volunteering, I wanted to say, but decided instead when she continued with this Ice Princess I Rule the Wine Stand behavior that FUCK HER and so I directed all my energy of goodness out to the crowd.

At last, she said to me thinly, “You know I don’t need you here, I can do this myself.” And I said, See You, Wouldn’t Want to be You and was out of there faster than a jackrabbit.

Hey, it’s good to be back home again!!!

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

I got up and did the zoo – Arlene decided to pee on herself three times, not once. And it was the usual array of issues. But then I started the day with my new plan – SPIN CLASS – and it was great. I walked into a two hour class and was like, uh, no way, but the guy said to leave just after an hour. So I had a great class and then came home and watered the plants and it is SO GORGEOUS outside, I then went and walked Loca through the park.

We were accosted by gorgeous model looking boys with freckles all over their nose and madras shorts. They wanted to pet Loca and me to see the rabbit. I tried to smile throughout the rabbit part as I was certain Loca wanted to eat the rabbit since I was so late getting her outside. Then there was a sea of kids all dressed in Easter clothes taking photos with the rabbit with all the colorful Louisiana irises in bloom behind them.

I saw one of my walking buddies and we exchanged pleasantries.

What a SIMPLY GORGEOUS day in New Orleans. I got down on my knees and kissed the delta soil.

Bye snow, hello humidity – Spring is here!

Friday, March 20th, 2009

On the first day of spring, it is snowing in New York and nice and warm back home where I’m headed. Last night, I was trying on a sundress and didn’t want to ask Cesar what he thought, so I asked an elderly woman sitting right outside the dressing room who had been on the phone updating a blow by blow of the shopping trip she was on with her granddaughter. She said, “Nah, the color is just not right for you. You could do better.”

Today, before going to catch my plane home, I ran out to the MOMA and stopped first at the Design store and bought a Chilewich bag for my new briefcase and got a bag for Tatjana. Then I raced through the exhibits at the gallery, pausing only in front of the giant Pollock with memory fragments of Steve and Kim’s words in my mind to warm me to the piece, then I stopped again in front of a photograph exhibit by Paul Graham of a black woman eating fried chicken and another of the King’s meat market on Washington and Broad in New Orleans. The images looked so foreign and yet so familiar – what must people think of New Orleans when they come (if they get out of the French Quarter).

I weaved through two groups of students sitting on the floor in front of a Picasso and then a sculpture with real looking legs sticking out of a box. Most of the children were black, and I find myself still looking at hairstyles. One said, “That’s a real person in there.” And the teacher said, “Do you think someone sits in that box all day at the museum?” And the rest of the kids all said, “YES!””

To the MOMA Cafe to get a bite since I hadn’t even had tea yet and it was near noon and I asked the two docents, elderly ladies, should I eat at the cafe or the restaurant and one said, “Well the money, you know,” referring to the restaurant and the other said, “Go in there (nodding towards the cafe), you’ll get what you want.”

So thank you all the elderly of New York, and the youth of New York, and all the rest except for the woman who called me a bitch – the pleasure has been all mine.

Snow flakes are falling on my head

Friday, March 20th, 2009

I woke this morning expecting a nice day in NY before taking off for New Orleans but looked at the window to grey and light snow falling. I stayed at the Hilton this time instead of the beloved Muse and it made all the difference – I’ve had a bloody nose and haven’t gotten a good night sleep. The Hilton has some international student conference going on so claustrophobia to get on or off the elevators that are delayed from the students not adhering to any sort of capacity levels has been a nightmare. Also I just miss the personal attention at the Muse and the smallness of it that makes handling the largeness of New York a lot easier.

Headed home tonight to the opera – Bizet’s Carmen – never saw this production before and so looking forward to it.

I happen to love New York, but boy oh boy do I love home.

Life is short but wide

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I don’t remember who said that but I like that as a motto for life. One woman can live many lives in one lifetime. I had dinner with someone who is marrying at 45 and going to try for another baby. Wow.

Speaking of babies, we got an email back that two African American women pregnant with baby girls are looking for someone to adopt but alas, not gay someones, just hetero someones. I can’t help but be a little snippy here – their loss.

T and I were going to be apart for a while as she traveled to Europe and I left for NY before her. But as serendipity would have it, her flight to Madrid took off without her, stranding her where? New York City! So we had last night together in the Big Apple before she took off this evening. Life is full of surprises.

If I can see my face in it, don’t want it

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Women galore are wearing metallic shoes in New York City – really they look so unbelievably tacky – bronze, pewter okay but gold and silver – yikes!