Dating is for pussies
A friend called getting ready for a date that she has reservations about – yuck – why does she like this ritual? – I don’t get the whole dating thing – everyone I run into on dates looks stiff and formal and weird – well, I like the weird part but not the stiff and formal side – another friend said dates are stiff and formal cause it’s like a job interview – gross – I haven’t had a job interview in several decades – I’d rather be with a man I want to be with because I know I want to be eating dinner with him or seeing a movie with him then somebody I don’t know who I have to be careful I don’t spit out my diet coke all over myself because I am laughing at some joke in the movie – I’d even rather spend time with me who I do like cause I don’t mind when I do something weird – or I’d rather hang with the Bean and now even Rusty than trying to act normal in the eyes of some guy who knows me not or who is interviewing me under the guise of eating a flank steak.