Why cats are assholes

We call Bam Bam, the rat bastard to his face. I’ve never seen the likes of a cat like this. He literally looks for situations to be a butt. Like he will wait till Wolfie is walking by and then strike her with his paw. Or he’ll purposefully claw out the screen on the door rather than just walk through. He’s having a fine time trying to ruin the Eames daybed and the Saarinen Womb chair.

He’ll come to the door wanting to come in, but if you open the door he’ll turn his head as if he is having second thoughts and then, in his own time, he’ll mosey in. He has a sick relationship to a fluffy pillow and a destuffed fox. He meows constantly for his food even when it is two hours before meal time.

And the sad truth is, we let him get away with this annoying behavior.

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