R.F.S.
Went to get my hair cut by Scott (Jupiter Salon) and it was good to be back, with my hair stylist, and in New Orleans. Scott predicts the next hair do is a long shag, but more importantly he has come up with a new disease called R.F.S. He thinks the next big medication to come on the market will be an antidote for this syndrome. It happens mainly during the holidays but definitely during evacuations.
It is called Restless Family Syndrome. The symptoms are a strong urge to pull your hair out and run through the streets naked after spending more than 15 minutes with your family. It’s a serious disease and we’re surprised there hasn’t been more research done on it.