Editing the script
Friend who hasn’t seen me in a few months:
Friend: “Everything okay?” [puzzled look]
Me: My thyroid is whacked but the good news is that I’m going to the beach and I don’t have to shave!
Friend: “It must be hard without that beautiful hair of yours.”
Me: Yeah, but it will grow back … I don’t have my womanly hair but I still have my womanly breasts!
Friend: [awkward] “Right.”