Ease up on the cologne, cowboy

My friend Gomez and I debated the use of cologne a while back and I told him I wasn’t too into it but then again sometimes I liked it – depends – but I usually like men au natural – that man smell is rather intoxicating to me – so one time when I knew Gomez was going out with a hot chippie I text him “ease up on cologne, cowboy” – meanwhile, I just found out this guy I have been trying to get to respond to me about a work thing is a wearer of way too much cologne – what is this? the eighties? do you see me in shoulder pads? what goes on?

2 Responses to “Ease up on the cologne, cowboy”

  1. gomez Says:

    Put your pads on, baby, and give me the days of Brut, English Leather, and Hi (sp?) Karate.

  2. Rachel Says:

    You’re scaring me

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