Why did the turtle cross the road?
I was headed over to the Green Market and a big fat turtle was crossing the road. Right then my mother called and I told her to hang on as I had to get a turtle back to the bayou, so cradling the phone to my ear, I picked up the turtle and brought it back to the bayou.
Meanwhile, a mother with her kids pulled up behind me and yelled out “Good Samaritan!”
I yelled back “Turtle Saver!”